Saturday, July 13, 2013

Some of the GOOD parts--! Excerpt from LEGION I: LORDS OF FIRE, by Van Allen Plexico


EXCERPTED FROM 
THE SHATTERING, 
LEGION I: LORDS OF FIRE
by Van Allen Plexico
from White Rocket Books

Kindlehttp://www.amazon.com/Legion-Lords-Fire-Shattering-Book-ebook/dp/B00B6T21TM
Paperbackhttp://www.amazon.com/Legion-Lords-Fire-New-Shattering/dp/0692021426/

  The entire party stood only a short distance away from the eye, that great gash sliced into the fabric of reality, and stared up at it with a mixture of awe and trepidation.  Beyond just its disturbing appearance, it seemed to radiate an almost palpable sense of danger, of menace—like the eye of some horrific predator, waiting to pounce.  It gave even a hardened soldier like Tamerlane the chills.  He tried to look away from it, but found it kept drawing his attention back to it.  In this universe of swirling fog and dim, pale light, there was nowhere else to look.

“Through there?” the Inquisitor asked, his bloodshot eyes flashing toward Tamerlane.  “You’re saying the Emperor passed through that—that blasphemy?”  He didn’t seem to truly believe it.
Tamerlane motioned again to Keefe, who held the small tracking device up before her face and turned in a slow circle.  Once she’d completed a single rotation, she lowered it again and nodded to the colonel.
“If His Majesty found the level of the Above we’re in now not exciting enough—and how could he not, since all this gray fog is so exciting—then I could very easily see him continuing on to a different level,” the colonel stated, “regardless of whatever assurances he made.”
“The Emperor is quite…headstrong, yes,” Stanishur reluctantly agreed.  “But, even so—” His gaze returned to the eye before them and he shuddered.  His two assistants exchanged troubled glances.
“The walls of our universe were determined to be thinnest at the location where the Emperor’s yacht was stationed—above NM-156,” Nakamura explained.  “It follows that the walls between this part of the Above and those levels even higher would also be thinner here.”
“That they might even be torn in places,” Tamerlane added, nodding toward the eye.
The Inquisitor blinked, taking this information in, then looked back at the eye, his expression still conveying great dislike and distrust of the phenomenon.
“So the Emperor hadn’t found the sword yet, maybe, and he got bored with all the fog here, and simply kept going—right through there,” Tamerlane concluded.  “It’s either that, or else someone… or something… came along and gave him no choice in the matter.”
“Let’s hold off on idle speculation for now, Colonel,” Nakamura interjected.  He was already walking toward the eye.  “Come on, everyone.  We know what we have to do.  Let’s keep moving.”
Somewhat reluctantly, or at least with less enthusiasm than up until now, the rest of the party followed him.  The three Inquisitors came last, and their discomfort was obvious and profound.
When he reached the threshold of the eye, Nakamura turned back and addressed the team.
“I don’t plan on traveling too far on the other side, wherever it might be,” he said, his calm and even voice in stark contrast to the malignant red swirl of the eye. 
Tamerlane and the others nodded readily at that.
“Alright,” the general said, his jaw firm and his expression one of resolved determination, “here we go.”
He stepped into the black pupil of the eye, and the darkness swallowed him up.  Less than a second later, he was gone.
Tamerlane repressed a shudder, then started to follow after him. 
Nakamura’s tether wire dropped to the ground, cleanly severed.
Tamerlane shouted a profanity and rushed forward.  Before he could cover the three additional steps between himself and the eye, however, a shape formed within the black and separated itself, moving out into the pale light.
It was Nakamura.  His face was drenched in sweat, and he was not happy.
“What happened?” he demanded, before Tamerlane could ask the same of him.  “Who cut my cable?  And what’s been keeping you?”
Tamerlane was taken aback.  He glanced quickly at the others, then down at the severed end of the cable on the ground, then back at Nakamura, who was fuming.
“General—what do you mean?  You only just—”
“I waited for more than a minute, but no one else came through, so I started back—but the opening on the other side is different,” he said, his voice strained and angry.  “The eye there—it’s not an eye.  Just a kind of doorway.  And it drifts around.  With my cable cut, I had to chase it.  And the sounds…”  He shuddered.
Tamerlane paled.  This was not like Nakamura—not like the virtually fearless soldier that Tamerlane had sworn his allegiance to as a young boy.  Nakamura had been all but a father to him for the better part of his life, and never once in that time had he seen the man so unnerved.
“The time differential,” Ling interjected.  “Time must move faster on the other side.”
“No,” Keefe argued, shaking her head.  “We’re in the Above.  Time moves slower.  Passing into an even higher level should only make time slow down even further—not speed up, as the general experienced.”
Tamerlane scratched at his chin, considering what they were saying.  He looked at Nakamura again, and was relieved to see that the man had calmed himself somewhat.
“I take it there was no sign of the Emperor and his party,” Inquisitor Stanishur stated as he and his two assistants moved up alongside the others.
“No,” Nakamura answered, “but I didn’t have the tracker with me.”
“Then what do we do now, sir?” Keefe asked.
Nakamura breathed deeply of the strange not-air through which they all moved, then nodded toward the eye.  “We go through,” he said.  “Together.  All at once.”
The three Inquisitors made holy signs with their hands.
“What about your wire, General?” Tamerlane asked, nodding toward the few inches of severed end dangling from Nakamura’s belt.
“Since I assume no one here cut it,” Nakamura replied, “I’m guessing the eye did it.  I’d guess that’s what happened with the Emperor’s wires, too.”
“We should detach them,” Tamerlane suggested.  “Leave them on this side.”
No one objected audibly, but the looks exchanged by more than one of the others clearly displayed their feelings about such an idea.
“No, no,” Nakamura said quickly, seeing the discontent brewing within his team.  “The colonel is quite right.  We would lose them anyway.  Better to leave them here, anchored somehow, so that we will have them when we return.” 
As the others somewhat reluctantly began to disconnect their wires and passed the ends to Tamerlane, who was using a tie cable to bind them together neatly, Nakamura stopped Torval from detaching his from his belt.  “You remain here with the wires,” he said to the lieutenant.  “We’re going to need you to maintain the connection and show us the way back out.”
If there were objections to that plan, no one voiced them.  Thus, moments later, the entire group—minus Torval—was gathered tightly together, directly in front of the black tear in reality.
“Hold hands,” the general ordered.  “Everyone.”
Each member of the group awkwardly reached out and clasped the hand of the person on either side.  Once that was accomplished, Nakamura gave the order and they all walked into the darkness.
Disorientation; disconnect.  A sense of falling.  Equilibrium gone.  Stumbling into one other.  The world turned upside down.
Through.  Out the other side.
Darkness.
Tamerlane felt the person to his right—Keefe—going down to her knees, wobbly, and pulled her back up.  The human chain never broke.
He looked up then, at their utterly different surroundings, and more disorientation followed.  He reeled; the gray fog of the previous environment had been replaced by a nightmare vista of bold colors, all swirling about madly.  He felt as if he’d been dropped into a bucket of paint—a bucket where all the different shades were being mixed together slowly.  The very atmosphere around them felt wet; not wet with simple humidity, but thick and dense as if actually comprised of water.  Their movements were sluggish, too, as though they were deep under the sea.  And the sounds—like hundreds or thousands of voices, echoing endlessly, forming no understandable words yet conveying an overwhelming sense of bleak uneasiness.
Nakamura had already turned around and was pointing back in the direction from which they’d come.  Tamerlane looked and, sure enough, on this side of the tear there was no eye.  Instead he was looking at a solid black rectangle, perhaps five meters high and three wide.  It didn’t stay in one place but seemed to shift about, ever so subtly, as though drifting in the currents of some dark ocean.
Nakamura grasped Ling by the arm and pointed at the doorway.  “Your job now is to keep that thing in sight at all times,” he growled.  “Do you understand?”
Ling nodded.  “Absolutely, General.”
Approaching Keefe, Nakamura demanded, “What does it tell you now?”
The young woman already had the square tracking device held up and was turning slowly.  “That way,” she said, pointing into the nightmare swirl of colors.  “The signal is much stronger now.”
“Good.”  He motioned to the others.  “Let’s move.”
With Torval waiting back on the other side of the eye and Ling remaining behind on their side of it, the party was now reduced to seven: Nakamura and Tamerlane, Keefe and Landau, and the three Inquisitors.  With Keefe in the lead, the tracker held up where she could keep one eye on it, they marched into the depths.
“Radiation levels are much higher here, General,” reported Landau after only a few steps, his voice filled with concern.  “And the kinds I’m picking up—I have no idea if our shields are able to protect us from it.”
“Not our main problem at the moment, Lieutenant.”
“But, sir—this could kill us within a few hours!”
“Then that’s a matter for a few hours. Our concern at the moment is locating the Emperor and bringing him back.”  He motioned ahead.  “Keep going!”
They walked on for several minutes in silence, with only those awful disembodied voices to keep them company.  Tamerlane was looking around in wonder, his eyes repeatedly drawn to the swirling, cascading layers of color that they were passing through—and that he wasn’t entirely convinced wasn’t passing through them, too.  Something about it bothered him on a deep, instinctual level.  It was as if the entire environment had been poisoned by some foul and alien presence.  The longer his eyes dwelt on the swirling colors around them, the more he felt he could perceive faces within, staring back out at him.  Staring with malevolent intent.  It made no sense on a rational level, but a powerful feeling of hostility directed at him and the rest of the party grew stronger within his mind with every step they took.
“Are you alright, Ezekial?” Nakamura asked, after glancing back at him and seeing the extreme discomfort reflected on his face.
“Yes, General,” he replied, sobering.  “There’s just something about this place—”
“I know,” Nakamura said.  “It’s hot, for one thing.”  Sweat was again trailing down the sides of his face.
Tamerlane nodded.  The heat had built slowly, from the moment they’d crossed over, and now it was starting to get to him, too.  “But, beyond that, there’s something…”
“This is no part of the Above I’ve ever heard about,” Landau observed, frowning deeply.
Tamerlane couldn’t have agreed more.  He looked back at Stanishur and his two young assistants.  “What about you, Inquisitor?  Does scripture speak of this place?”
The cadaverous man was looking all around, his expression more dour than usual.  “I—I cannot say,” he reported finally.  “Certainly it does not match my own understanding of the nature of the Above, but I am only a mere mortal, and cannot—”
“Let’s stay focused,” Nakamura interrupted.  “We find the Emperor and the Guard, and we drag them all back out of here.  That’s it.  We can leave the theological implications of bad weather in the Above to the Ecclesiarchy to sort out at a later date.”
“There is another possible explanation,” Stanishur intoned from behind them.  “Though it is not one I truly care to consider.”
The soldiers all turned to face him.
The gaunt figure in black gestured toward the eye.  “Taken along with the time flow problem—time should move slower here than outside, not faster—I am beginning to suspect that we are no longer in the Above at all.”
The others all frowned, some of them glancing at one another.
“What?” Keefe asked, puzzled.
“Then where else could we be?” Landau chimed in.
“Of course,” Tamerlane said, nodding slowly.  “I think I’ve known it all along.”  He turned to Nakamura then.  “And I think you have, too.”
The general only nodded.  “It doesn’t matter, though,” he growled.  “We have a job to do.  For the Emperor.  So we keep going until we find him.”
“Wait,” Keefe said, her eyes widening and panic creeping into her voice.  “You—you’re saying this isn’t the Above?  Then—you’re saying we’re in the Below?”
Stanishur reached out with a bony hand and laid it on her arm; it was a surprisingly tender gesture from the dour Inquisitor.
“That is correct,” he said.  “That eye through which we passed—it was no tear in the layers of the Above.  I was right in calling it a blasphemy, but it was something much, much worse than that.”  He faced the others, his eyes burning and his teeth gritted.  “It was the gateway to Hell.”
Someone groaned.  Others unholstered their weapons.
“General,” Landau said, his voice frantic, “we’ve got to get out of here!”
“Have you forgotten that your Emperor is down here somewhere?” Nakamura barked back.  “We can’t leave him.  We have to find him—before something else does.”
Keefe screamed.  Tamerlane whirled about, looking to where she was pointing.
Something was coming through the swirl of colors, emerging into the open where they all could see it.
Keefe’s gun was in her hand.  She fired.
“Wait!” shouted Nakamura, surely wanting to be cautious—but, an instant later, they could all see that the time for caution was past.  More shapes were emerging all around them, closing in.
Hideous shapes.
The first one solidified into a snake-form, almost transparent and glowing from multiple eerie light sources deep inside its repulsive body.  It moved forward rapidly, closing on Keefe.  Whatever it was, her shots didn’t seem to bother it—and now it had formed teeth.  Many teeth.
Screaming, Keefe fired again, while next to her Tamerlane raised his heavy quad-rifle and opened fire as well, using two of the barrels—one firing high-velocity slugs, the other a particle-beam cannon.  The creature roared in anger and perhaps in pain, though the full effect of their efforts was hard to tell, given its amorphous body.
Now the other shapes solidified into monstrous forms and advanced from all around them.

“Demons!” Landau cried, and nobody contradicted him.  “Demons of the Below!”

EXCERPTED FROM THE SHATTERING, LEGION I: LORDS OF FIRE
by Van Allen Plexico

Kindlehttp://www.amazon.com/Legion-Lords-Fire-Shattering-Book-ebook/dp/B00B6T21TM
Paperbackhttp://www.amazon.com/Legion-Lords-Fire-New-Shattering/dp/0692021426/

Saturday, September 22, 2012

The Next Big Thing Blog Hop


I got tagged by Ian Thomas Healy for this, and it seems like a good idea.  Here are The Rules.
Answer these ten questions about your current WIP (Work In Progress) on your blog.  Tag five writers/bloggers and add links to their pages so we can hop along to them next. 

I'll tag:  Mark Bousquet, James Palmer, Bobby Nash, Sean Taylor, and Ian Watson.

Okay--here we go:

Ten Interview Questions for The Next Big Thing:

What is the working title of your book?
Sentinels Vol. 7: Metalgod

Where did the idea come from for the book?

First--the idea for the title came from learning that the (mostly awful) movie “Rock Star” was based on a book or story called “Metal God,” which is a reference to what heavy metal musicians that become huge celebrities are sometimes called.  I got to thinking about that title and decided that it would make a great name for a supervillain in a superhero-type story.

The idea for the story came from wanting to have the Sentinels face a very menacing villain who turns out to be both more and less than he first seems.

What genre does your book fall under?

The Superhero Prose Fiction corner of New Pulp.  It also touches on Space Opera—as do all of my Sentinels novels—but that’s mainly because superhero stories have always been adept at bridging the divides between street-level action and grandiose cosmic space opera (think of an average issue of Avengers or Fantastic Four, for instance).

Which actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?

Ultraa is very similar, in physical appearance, to Captain America—so see any list of “actors who should’ve played Cap instead of Chris Evans.”  Lyn (Pulsar) could be played by any talented Asian-American young woman in her teens or early twenties.  Esro Brachis would probably be the toughest to cast because of his more complex character and personality.  (Interestingly, it seems like the Tony Stark we see on the screen, portrayed by Robert Downey, Jr, is much more like Esro than he is like comic book Tony Stark!)

What is the one-sentence synopsis of your book?

Pulsar and her newly-recruited Sentinels face a deadly and enigmatic foe on Earth, while Brachis and Mondrian cross the galaxy to attempt to avert a Kur-Bai civil war!

Will your book be self-published or represented by an agency?

From 2008-2012, Sentinels books were published by Swarm Press, an imprint of Permuted Press, a noted zombie/apocalyptic fiction publisher.  In summer of this year, White Rocket Books took over publishing rights.

How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?

I’ve been working on this one, on and off, for a year now.  I’m hoping to push to the conclusion in the next couple of months.

What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?

The Sentinels books always have an “Avengers” and “Justice League” feel, but I think this one in particular has a little “Thunderbolts” flavor, as well.

Who or What inspired you to write this book?

All the classic comics stories I’ve read over the years.  And of course now that I know the Sentinels characters so well, they inspire me to keep up with what they’re doing.

What else about your book might pique the reader’s interest?

Start with SENTINELS Vol. 1: WHEN STRIKES THE WARLORD.  It all begins there.  It’s the first volume in the opening trilogy, “The Grand Design.”  Then comes the big “Galactus-level threat” trilogy, “The Rivals.” This new book, METALGOD, is the opening chapter in the third trilogy, which is called “Order Above All.”  If you like superhero action in the tradition of the Avengers, colorful characters, cosmic outer space adventure, tons of characters (good, bad, and in between), and an ongoing storyline of epic proportions, you will love this series.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Current Projects

Some other writers have posted this sort of thing lately, and I don't mind jumping on the bandwagon when it's a good bandwagon.  So here's a quick look at what I have going on right now:

My current writing and editing projects, listed in order of priority to finish.  Includes progress to date and estimated time of publication, if known:

1.  SENTINELS Vol. 7: WORLDMIND (novel)  - 40,000 words complete - Nov or Dec 2012

2.  THE SHATTERING, Legion 1: LORDS OF FIRE  -  40,000 words complete - January 2013

3.  SENTINELS (Omnibus 2): THE RIVALS  -  Complete; awaiting cover - Winter 2013

4.  DECADES OF DOMINANCE: AUBURN FOOTBALL IN THE MODERN ERA  (with John Ringer)  -  85% complete  -  Spring 2013

After these four, I'm looking ahead to continuing the BRAND project I first mentioned yesterday, plus a new (secret) anthology I have cooking, plus the next BLACKTHORN anthology, plus another appearance by GIDEON CAIN.  And of course in the wake of HAWK's success, we will be seeing FALCON and RAVEN in their own books, continuing the "Shattered Galaxy" saga.

And of course 2013 will see the second volume in this new Sentinels trilogy, Vol. 8 overall:  THE DARK CRUSADE.

Completed projects awaiting publication include a 45,000-word novel (for Airship 27), a 15,000-word novella (for Pro Se Productions) and a 15,000-word novella (for New Babel Books).

There you go-- way more than I should have said in public.  But now you have a pretty good idea of what I'm working on and what I'd like to see done and out to my readers by the end of next year, if all goes well. 

To order copies of any of my books on Kindle or for Nook or in paperback, simply visit http://www.plexico.net

Thanks!
--Van

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

BRAND

This just came to me out of nowhere about half an hour ago, and I had no choice but to write it.  See if you can tell what it's about and where it's going!  --Van


 BRAND
Chapter 1
Brand pulled the segmented metal door up and shoved it into its open overhead position, then gazed down at the collection of futuristic laser guns, particle beam weapons, grenades, smart flyers, hoverbombs, drones, and racks of ammunition that filled the little storage unit.  He looked it over once, then nodded his head.  He did not smile.
Turning back in the direction he’d come, he allowed himself a slight wince at the pain radiating from the searing injury he’d suffered a short time earlier.  The radium laser round had mostly bounced off the surface of his deflector suit, but the power level had been sufficient and the range close enough that a significant portion of the blast had gotten through and gouged out a chunk of his side, just below the ribs.  The pain was bad enough—though his suit had by now pumped something like a gallon of painkillers into his system—but he didn’t even want to think about what the radium charge on it was doing to his internal organs.  He needed to get into the med-coffin right away.  Unfortunately, he had too much else to do before he could indulge in such luxuries.
Growling softly at the pain that flared up as he turned back toward the storage unit, he reached in and detached a quad rifle and a blast pistol from the racks of weapons, along with sufficient charges and ammunition to see him through the job that lay ahead.  He held both weapons up, one after the other, inspecting them carefully before sliding the pistol into his empty holster and setting the rifle against the outside wall next to the door.  He also grabbed some fresh clothes, all in black, along with a hoverdisk and a force-sphere generator.  Lastly he took a new deflector suit—one that didn’t currently sport a six-inch-wide hole in the left side.
Satisfied, Brand stepped back and reached for the overhead door.  He pulled it back down, closed it securely, and locked it in place.
It took him longer than he would have liked to change out of the old suit and clothes and into the new ones.  The pain was growing more severe by the moment.  He shrugged it off.  Nothing more to be done about it for now.
The new clothes in place and the weapons secured to his person, Brand walked a dozen yards to the intersection at the end of the short aisle he’d occupied.  Rounding the corner, he stared down a corridor at least a hundred yards long.  Clean and pristine white were the walls, floor, and ceiling, with the gray rectangular outlines around the doors the only color breaking up the image.  The doors were different from the overhead garage-style one he’d just closed, too—these were standard, eight-foot-tall jobs with brass knobs.
He started forward.  Doors went by on left and right; none of them revealed any markings at all.  It didn’t matter; he knew which one he was looking for.
A few more steps and he stood before his objective: Just another white door, unmarked like all the others.  But he knew it was the one.  Drawing his pistol in his right hand, he reached out with his left and seized the knob.  He turned it and the door swung open onto a nightscape blinding in intensity and flooded with sounds of blaring electronic music and shouts.
His eyes narrowed.  He hated confusion, noise, distractions.  Hated those things with a passion. 
But this was where he needed to be.  Where he had a very particular job to do.  It was time, he knew, to get to it.
He checked his pistol once more, then stepped through the doorway into another time and place.  The door to his own world swung soundlessly closed behind him.

Monday, May 14, 2012

Excerpt from HAWK: Hand of the Machine
by Van Allen Plexico

Coming June 2012 in paperback and e-book from White Rocket Books
http://www.whiterocketbooks.com
 

Raven’s eyes flickered open.

Deep, dark, nearly black eyes, they moved in quick little jumps, from left to right, up to down.  Behind those eyes, however, Raven’s mind was only just awakening, just beginning to try to make sense of the scene before her.

Where am I?

She had scarcely more than two full seconds to study her environment before the assault began.

This is what she saw:

She was in a dank, dimly-lit chamber.  A broad, round, open space in the center of the floor and the corresponding wide gap in the ceiling revealed that the entire complex was constructed of multiple levels.  She was standing against a metal slab of some sort which projected out very close to the edge of the hole in the floor of her level.  Wires and tubes lay coiled all around, ultimately connecting to wall sockets on either side of her.  No other living being was visible anywhere.  Through the gap in the ceiling, the room appeared to go up and up into the dark distance; as her eyes flickered downward, a similar sense came to her from that direction.

Those impressions were formed quickly; she had no additional time to study her surroundings.  For at that moment she was assaulted from within and without.

First came the mental invasion:  Information flooded into her mind with the force of a torrent, taking her legs out from under her and sprawling her on the cold metal floor.

Get up, boomed a voice that echoed through her head.  Quickly.  There is danger here.

Raven wasted no time in questioning the voice—who it was, where it had come from, or why it was speaking to her.  She reacted instantly, springing up onto her feet with catlike agility and taking four quick steps forward.  As she ran, the wire that had been connected to the back of her head popped loose.  She ignored this, though a part of her consciousness noted that the wave of information assaulting her mind ceased.

A second attack came hard on the heels of the first.  This one was physical, signaled by metal ringing sounds echoing up from where she had just been standing.  Ricochets from gunfire, she knew at once.  Someone was shooting at her.

Moving instinctively, she ducked and rolled, sprang upwards, soared out over the abyssal drop-off, and grasped a projecting metal bar with both hands.  Continuing her momentum forward, she swung upward, somersaulted, and with all the skills of a great gymnast, landed gracefully on the metal latticework flooring, one level higher and on the opposite side of the chamber.

Surely, she thought, that would throw off the attacker—at least, long enough for her to assess her tactical situation.

And she knew with complete certainty that she was quite adept at assessing tactical situations.  The torrent of information that had flooded into her brain in the split second before she’d moved into action was slowly resolving itself into accessible knowledge, and that knowledge included the fact that she was a Raven, an internal affairs operative for the Machine.  A quick glance down at her uniform—tight red material with blue trim and a low, green collar—confirmed this.  As such, she more than possessed the power and skills to protect herself—and to bring all hell to her enemy, wherever that person might be lurking.

Her supreme confidence served her well, driving her forward with a single-minded determination.  She clung to the shadows—the darkest depths of the already dark chamber—and moved quietly, stealthily. 

For several moments only a deathly silence reigned; naught but the drip-drip of water from some hidden source far above as it fell down through the openings to land far below, and the soft tinkling of chains that dangled from a piece of heavy machinery set into the wall above and to her left.

Then the enemy struck.  A barrage of gunfire from some sort of automatic slug-thrower gun raked the wall just over her head as she crouched in darkness.  She sprung out, body extending and then tucking in tight as she landed near the edge of the hole in the floor.  Another spray of bullets sent sparks flying past her head and vibrated the floor.  She gripped the metal latticework beneath her with both hands and swung out, her back to the void as she pivoted and dropped down.

The blinding flash of laser or energy-beam weaponry dazzled her vision but she held on until her momentum had carried her in a tight arc back over the floor of the section beneath her.  Letting go then, she performed a mid-air spin with her arms tight to her body before landing in a crouch.

Silence all around.  Silence—but she could feel it now.  The enemy was near.  Approaching, approaching…

Pitching forward, she caught herself on the floor with her left hand, spun around and lashed out with her right foot, bringing tremendous force to bear.

Her foot struck something—struck it hard—but whatever it was, it did not yield to the force of her blow.  Raven staggered back from the force of impact, dropping onto her seat, then sprang upward just before a massive fist from the shadows smashed down onto the spot she had just occupied.

Bullets sprayed out at her again from the darkness, and only her astonishing gymnastic ability prevented her from becoming perforated.  She leapt and spun and dived and twisted and somehow managed to stay a half-step ahead of the fearsome attack.

And even as she moved, her eyes snuck occasional quick glances in the direction of her foe.  Though he’d never once emerged fully from the shadows, she had gotten the impression that he was big—very big—and covered in some sort of armor.  Clearly he was armed with a variety of weapons systems.  And he was extremely dangerous.

But so am I, she thought.  And, Enough of this.

Even as she sprang from a ledge and soared across the open gap in the floor, her hand reached to her hip, searching for the pistol she knew should be there.

It was not.

Frowning, she hit the opposite deck and rolled to a stop, her hands feeling for any other weapons.

Where are they?  Where—?

Her fingers closed around the hilt of a bladed weapon of some kind.  The memories injected into her brain instantly cried out, “Katana!”

Her powerfully-muscled legs launched her across the space between her and her enemy even as she drew the sword from its sheath on her back and swung it out in a broad arc.

The blade met something—something big and broad and tough—and slashed it.

An unearthly cry resounded from the darkness.

Bullets sprayed out again, but Raven was no longer where she had landed.  Dancing to her right, she crouched and slashed out again.

Another cry, another spray of bullets.  Again the target had already moved.

Another slash, followed by a downward stroke.

Now bellowing in rage, the big adversary stumbled forward—into the light.  Raven could see him clearly.  She leapt upward and caught an exposed piece of pipe, so that now she was hanging out over his head, looking downward.

Standing more than eight feet tall, the muscular behemoth wore rugged black armor trimmed in silver.  A faceless helmet jerked from side to side as he searched for her.  Guns bracketed onto his forearms cycled and spun, preparing to open fire the instant the target was reacquired.

“Who are you?” Raven whispered to herself as she studied the strange figure.

The helmet jerked upward and he stared straight at her.  His arms redirected themselves at her, guns powering up.

Raven dropped onto his back, her sword clutched tightly in her right hand.  A sword, her injected memories told her then, that had been constructed of a complex alloy and that could cut through almost anything.

The gunfire sprayed out, bullets missing her by mere millimeters.

One quick motion with her sword.

She leapt away even as the bullets kept firing.  But now, she knew, they were firing through pure reflex alone.

For the attacker’s head had been cleanly separated from his body.  It dropped to the deck with a sickening thud.

The big, headless armored body kept firing its weapons for another few seconds—and, ironically, during that time, the bullets came closer to hitting Raven than they had at any point previously—before the ammo ran out and the body slumped lifelessly to the floor, guns still cycling and clicking impotently.

Raven stood over it, breathing heavily, her sword held tightly in her right hand.  As she breathed, as she came to be certain her foe had been defeated, she allowed her grip to loosen and the tip of the long blade tilted downward.

She formed the words in her mind, then: Machine.  Are you there?  Can you hear me?

Excerpted from HAWK: HAND OF THE MACHINE by Van Allen Plexico
Copyright 2012 by Van Allen Plexico and White Rocket Books

Monday, July 19, 2010

SEC Preview: Scenarios for Auburn's 2010 Season

Every year, I calculate my minimum expectations for Auburn football, along with the various scenarios I can imagine playing out.

My minimum expectations this year are simply for Auburn to win as many games (8) as we did last year, get to a decent bowl, and show signs of improvement.

That being said, the fact is that the stars have lined up for this year to be Auburn's best chance to make some noise in the SEC. The schedule is more favorable than it will be in 2011, and we have a senior-laden O-line that will be completing its eligiblity before we can get to 2011.

So this is the year we need to make a splash!

Worst-case scenario:
Cam Newton struggles in the offense and can't throw the ball. QB controversy erupts. Fannin puts the rock on the ground a bunch, and Dyer isn't ready (or gets hurt, a la Caddy). Mullins has MSU cranking. South Carolina and Arkansas are as good as advertised. LSU pulls out yet another last-second improbable win over us. The AU-UGA game continues to be oddly imbalanced towards the east. I'm giving us one upset win even in this scenario, which would be likely.

Record: 5-7


Medium-case scenario:
Newton gets it going, but our defense is still suspect (and on the field too much). We split with the Carolina teams. We drop either the Kentucky game on the road or Arkansas at home. We split LSU/Georgia.

Record: 8-4
Losses to probably SC, Ark, LSU, bama


Best-case scenario:
Newton grasps the offense, can throw the ball fine, and just rocks. Fannin/Dyer/McCalebb roll (avoiding turnovers and injuries). The defense is improved. South Carolina is not as good as advertised. LSU is on downward curve. We lose somewhere in there, but are a remarkable 10-1 when we go to Tuscaloosa; I can envision no scenario as of yet where we win there.

Record: 10-2
Once again just missing the SEC title game by a hair, as we did in 2001, 2002, 2005, and 2006 (sheesh!).

Which of these scenarios will come true? Most of it depends on how Cam Newton plays, and how the defense shapes up after being nearly worn down last year.

Sunday, July 11, 2010

World Cup of Beer: Semifinals and FINAL WINNER!!

So we come at last to the "Final Four" of our World Cup of Beer: The Semifinals!

Australia (Foster's) vs.
England (Newcastle)


USA (Killian's) vs.
Netherlands (Heineken)

What a tough competition we had among these final four. The cream of the crop had indeed risen to the top, to mix metaphors slightly, and (with the possible exception of Foster's) we had some great beers going head-to-head.


Let's get right to it: Game 1!

Australia (Foster's) put up a tough fight, but in the end, England's Newcastle, with its smooth, rich flavor (flavour?), was simply too much for the Aussies to handle. Foster's, as it turns out, is also Australian for "Lost to the Geordies!" (I think that's what they're called. Neil?)

NEWCASTLE TO THE FINALS!!!!!!


Game 2:

The Netherlands' Heineken was the other lighter-colored, weaker-flavored lager/pilsner type to make it this far. It and Foster's were clearly the class of that category this year. But it simply proved no contest against the mighty United States entry, straight outta Golden, Colorado-- Killian's Irish Red.

Killian's triumphed with its smooth, rich flavor that lacked the rough hops kick that the others suffered from. Heineken would be our third-place beer, yes-- but the second Semifinalist was Killian's!

And so, in the end, we had two medium-dark beers facing off in a competition that had, for some reason, seemed to favor the darker beers. (Even Brazil's dreaded Xingu Black Beer made the Quarters!)


THE WORLD CUP OF BEER FINAL MATCH:

England (Newcastle Brown Ale) vs United States (Killian's Irish Red)


Newcastle was good. Newcastle was very gooooooood.

But Killian's was simply better.

Simple as that.


The WORLD CUP OF BEER CHAMPION FOR 2010 IS:

THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA -- KILLIAN'S IRISH RED!




Thanks to Ami for the photography (and for the little sashes for the bottles)!

World Cup of Beer: Quarterfinals!

Following group play, we move into the Quarterfinals brackets for the World Cup of Beer, with single-elimination play beginning.


Just as with the soccer World Cup, the winner of each group faces a second-place competitor from a different group-- thus making it impossible for two contestants from the same group to face one another prior to the Finals.


We find the competitors lined up thusly:


A1: Australia (Foster's)
C2: Belgium (Stella Artois)

B1: England (Newcastle)
D2: Germany (Beck's)

C1: USA (Killian's)
A2: Brazil (Xingu)

D1: Netherlands (Heineken)
B2: Jamaica (Red Stripe)


The Competition Results:

Match 1: Australia (Foster's) was an extremely weak group winner, facing the easiest competition of any group winner. And they were lucky again in the Quarterfinals, this time meeting one of the weaker second-place beers in Belgium's Stella Artois. Foster's prevailed, sending Australia on into the Semifinals.

Match 2: The always-exciting matchup of England and Germany gave us Newcastle Brown Ale against Beck's, the surprise qualifier from German national competition. Beck's, which had shocked many by making it even this far (securing second place in their group by ousting Italy's beloved Peroni!), gave favored Newcastle a surprisingly tough game; in some ways, Beck's was one of the major surprises of this entire competition. Ultimately, however, Newcastle pulled out the victory and England made the Semis.

Match 3: Brazil (Xingu Black Beer) was another entry that did better than expected. By far the darkest and heaviest of the beers in this tournament, they took down the weaker challengers in group play and gave it all they could muster here. Unfortunately for them, their heavier, much harsher hoppy taste could not prevail over the smoothness of the United States entry, Killian's Irish Red (itself a relatively dark beer). Killian's won with ease and moved on as the third entry in the Semis.

Match 4: Jamaica's Red Stripe was an old, sentimental favorite but never a strong competitor. As with Stella Artois, it got into the Quarters mostly by being the least bad of a set of weak lager/pilsners. Heineken of the Netherlands proved to be one of the absolute best of the lighter-colored beers, with a smooth flavor and not too much of the strong hoppiness that had derailed so many others. The Dutch moved with ease into the Semifinals while the Reggae Beers sailed home.

And so the Semifinals will see all four of the Group winners facing off, while all of the 2nd place beers go home:

Australia (Foster's) vs.
England (Newcastle)

USA (Killian's) vs.
Netherlands (Heineken)

World Cup of Beer: Group D Draw and Results!

Group D in the World Cup of Beers-- the final group of the tournament-- drew as follows:

Italy (Peroni)

Germany (Beck's)

Netherlands (Heineken)

Czech Rep. (Pilsner Urquell)


Group D Results:

Once again, sampling these beers side-by-side in blind taste test, with the beers slightly less than "ice cold" and in small plasic cups instead of cold glass bottles had an impact on the outcome.

There is no doubt that, when I am sitting in an Italian restaurant eating good Italian food, there's nothing in the world better than an ice-cold bottle of Peroni. I love it. And yet, in this competition, with the circumstances so different surrounding the drinking of it.... we get totally different results. As with the way the Italian national side usually struggles in the early games of any World Cup, Peroni struggled to a draw with Beck's in the opening game, and then lost handily to Heineken (a result I found shocking once the beers were revealed to me). Only in the final game, against hapless Pilsner Urquell, did the Italian beer manage a clear victory-- just enough to pull them completely level with the German beer, Beck's. More on that in a moment.

Once again, one beer waltzed easily through all three matches of the Group competition, making it four-for-four on a beer receiving the full 9 of 9 possible points. This time it was Heineken, which makes the overall favorites for reaching the semifinals quite obvious: four groups with one beer in each sweeping to nine points. And yet, I have a feeling that something unexpected could still happen. We shall see, later today in fact.

Back to the group results: Germany's Beck's managed a draw with Peroni and then dispatched the Czech beer with ease, and looked to be cruising toward advancement. But Heineken took the Germans down in the final game, giving us a dead-heat between Peroni and Beck's. We would have to look at "goal differential."

In the case of a World Cup of Beers, "goal differential" consisted of a drink-off between the two drawn teams in second. Still completely blind as to the identities of the beers (and with the Peroni tasting oddly flat, I have to admit-- I did not recognize its usually peppery taste at all, as I normally would have), I sampled both again and declared one the extremely marginal winner-- which turned out to be Beck's.

And so, the Germans managed to forge their way into the next round, while the Italians have been shown the door. Not what I expected by any means.

Meanwhile, the Czechs were bounced and their beer joined China's TsingTao as the only two to be defeated in every match and go home with zero points.

So here are the final Group results, before we move on to the Quarterfinals today!

GROUP D RESULTS: (Top two advance to the Quarterfinals)

Netherlands (Heineken) 3 3 3 __ 9

Germany (Beck's) 0 3 1 __ 4


Italy (Peroni) 1 0 1 __ 2

Czech Rep. (Pilsner Urquell) 1 0 0 __ 1



Quarterfinal results coming later today!

Friday, July 09, 2010

World Cup of Beer: Group C Draw and Results!

Group C in the World Cup of Beers drew as follows:

USA (Killian's Irish Red)

Belgium (Stella Artois)

Ireland (Harp)

Spain (Estrella Galicia)


Group C Results:

Bear in mind-- this competition is a *blind* taste test. The idea is to remove any possible way of my knowing in advance what I'm drinking, and what's competing with what in each group. To that end, Ami prepares the cups of beer for me to sample in such a way that I have no idea which four of the sixteen beers in the competition I'm tasting in each round. All I have to go by, aside from taste, is the color and the smell.

Group C was a real mystery to me at first. I could tell from the smell and taste that it included two of what I'm coming to think of as the "generic thin, light-yellow pilsner/lager beers." They all taste pretty similar, more or less-- a fact that I'm suspecting is contributing to the darker ales and beers doing better in this year's competition; they tend to stand out strongly against the bland competition.

Thus Killian's, with its darker, richer flavor (but lack of bitterness) easily swept this group. Killian's was one of three finalists for my "Official Beer of World Cup 2006," an admittedly far less comprehensive competition. It destroyed the competition in Group C, and now looks to be a strong contender for the championship.

Harp and Estrella Galicia simply faced the wrong competition in this (blindly drawn) Group. They came across as watered-down, thin American-ish beers. They even drew with one another in direct competition, neither proving notably superior to the other.

The second-place finisher was a true puzzle when I smelled and tasted it. Immediately I was sure I'd tasted it before, but for several minutes I couldn't place it. Then I decided, "It must be Peroni!" But yet it didn't taste quite as good as Peroni. But it had that distinctive smell and flavor....

And of course it ended up being Belgium's Stella Artois, which I am sure I've had in the past, but not recently enough to recall that particular flavor and smell. Stella Artois lost to Killian's but defeated Estrella Galicia head-to-head and then managed a draw with Harp.

This was a strong group and the two beers that failed to advance might well have done better against other competition. Could this have been the Beer Group of Death?? Of course, Group D looks to have some powerful competition in store, too-- we now know it will include Heineken and Peroni, anther finalist for the 2006 title!


GROUP C RESULTS: (Top two advance to the Quarterfinals)

USA (Killian's) 3 3 3 __ 9

Belgium (Stella Artois) 0 3 1 __ 4


Ireland (Harp) 1 0 1 __ 2

Spain (Estrella Galicia) 1 0 0 __ 1




Group C coming soon!

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

World Cup Quarterfinals Predictions!

So here we are with our final eight teams. Two extremely formidable duos and two... somewhat less than stellar matchups.

Argentina-Germany, obviously, could (and has been) a Final pairing. A shame one of these has to exit so soon. (But then, Portugal had to leave after the second round, due to facing Spain so soon.)

The Netherlands, as seemingly always, run up against Brazil. I can scarcely think of a Dutch World Cup run that did not end in defeat to Brazil, though I'm sure it's happened more than I'm remembering. Definitely in 1994, and at least one other time since then. (Scotland, oddly, suffers the same fate in their occasional appearances-- though usually it's the Group phase in which Brazil dispatches the Tartan Army.)

So-- two Semifinal- or Final- quality matchups... and then... we have...

Spain vs Paraguay. Okay. After misfiring in their opening match against the ever-stoutly-defending Swiss, Spain managed to get it together and win their group, and then score a great goal (in what was destined to be a 1-0 win for somebody) to defeat Portugal. But... Paraguay?

I've seen Paraguay over the years. They are one of those teams that knows how to grind out a point from a match. They always seem to play excellent defense and, like the Swiss, seem to get through on low-scoring draws. They were due for a decent run deeper into the tournament, and this year --with its South American success stories-- is the perfect year for it.

But does anyone think Paraguay is going to be able to contain Spain for 90 minutes? Really?

And then there's the most bizarre matchup of all: Uruguay vs Ghana.

This is the spot the USA should have held, but for some odd managerial decisions and a couple of fantastic goals by Ghana.

Instead, we're going to see yet another South American side that plays tough defense, but also manages to score here and there-- a sort of Paraguay with more firepower-- against a smooth and athletic side in Ghana that has been able to play surprisingly good defense and score when it really counted.

A nice matchup, sure-- but Quarterfinal-quality? Hmmm.

So: Predictions.

Argentina 2-1 Germany
(Though I have a weird feeling this one could end 1-1 and go to PKs, at which point no one in their right mind would bet against the Mannschaft.)

Uruguay 1-0 Ghana
(Too much tough defense from Uruguay.)

Spain 2-0 Paraguay
(I respect the Paraguayan defense, but David Villa and co. will penetrate it multiple times before all is said and done.)

Brazil 2-1 Netherlands
(I'd love to see the Dutch make the Final game, or even win it all... but not with Brazil in the way... Again.)

So look for Argentina to face Spain in one semifinal, and Brazil to face Uruguay in the other. Three out of four semifinal foes from South America-- not bad!

Monday, June 28, 2010

World Cup of Beer: Group B Draw and Results!

Group B in the World Cup of Beers drew as follows:

  • Mexico (Pacifico Clara)

  • Jamaica (Red Stripe)

  • Japan (Asahi Super Dry)

  • England (Newcastle Brown Ale)

Group B Results:

Northern England celebrates! The England qualifier, Newcastle Brown Ale, swept through group play like..., well, like Brazil through actual World Cup soccer group play, winning all nine possible points on three victories to win Group B easily.




Pacifico Clara, the shock Mexican qualifier, collapsed at crunch time. Unable to compete on the big stage, it exited quietly with only a single point, earned in a tough drawn match against Japan's Asahi.



The Japanese qualifier, Asahi, managed to grind out two draws but, with only two points earned, exited quietly.



Second place in Group B went to Jamaica's Red Stripe, who took down Mexico's beer and eked out a draw with Japan's to earn four points, thus moving on in the competition to the knockout phase.



GROUP B RESULTS:

England (Newcastle) 3 3 3 __ 9

Jamaica (Red Stripe) 3 0 1 __ 4


Japan (Asahi) 0 1 1 __ 2

Mexico (Pacifico Clara) 0 1 0 __ 1



Group C coming soon!

Friday, June 25, 2010

Could the USA be in an easier bracket?

Just a quick note to point out, before the Second Round gets underway....

Can you believe the teams in the USA's bracket??

We have Ghana and then the Uruguay-South Korea winner.

Now-- not to disparage to any of the teams above. But-- think about this:

No Germany.

No Argentina.

No Netherlands.

No England (again).

No Spain.

No Portugal.

No Brazil!

In fact, the USA might well be the highest-ranked side in our quarter of the brackets. I realize that Uruguay has looked very good of late-- but this was a team that barely qualified! Meanwhile, the USA won CONCACAF (for whatever that might be worth).

So-- am I saying the USA should win this bracket and make the Semifinals? Am I saying the USA will win it?

NO.

But I am saying: We have as easy of a path to the Semis as it is possible to imagine.

The door is wide open. It only remains for Team USA to seize the day and run through it.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

World Cup: Looking Back After the First Two Go-Rounds

Two-thirds of the way through Round One already!

Once again I must revise my Power Rankings. The new listing:

1. Brazil
They're not quite as overpowering as we're used to, but they simply exhude "victory."

2. Argentina
Getting by on natural ability.

3. Netherlands
But I'm waiting for the collapse.

4. Chile
Possibly overrated by me here, but they scored on the Swiss when no one else had in forever.

5. Portugal
But how much can we really take from 7 goals against a weak team?

Teams that have become a puzzle:
Germany (awesome in their first game; fizzled out in their second)
Italy (they have the ability, but...)
Spain (are they really that different from past Spanish teams?)
France (we knew this was their year to do poorly-- they only do well on European soil-- but my goodness!)
The African teams (uniformly failing to impress)

Teams that have very much impressed, but aren't quite in the top five:
Paraguay
Switzerland
Denmark
Slovenia
Ghana

Thursday, June 17, 2010

World Cup Power Rankings: Revised Already?!


Well, when I predicted yesterday at the end of the first go-round of Round 1 that things might change in a hurry-- and particularly with regard to South Korea-- I didn't really know the half of it, did I?


It's all smiles with the Albiceleste today!


So just a quick little update to bring my rankings (slightly more) in line with reality:

1. Germany

2. Netherlands

3. Argentina

The Albiceleste (my other favorite international side besides Italy) make their debut in the Power Five and looking powerful against a well-regarded South Korean sie-- and now with the Golden Boot leader... who is NOT Lionel Messi!


4. Brazil

Wouldn't it be great to see the two South American powerhouses meet in the semis? Honestly, at this moment I don't know which one looks more impressive. We need to see another game from Brazil to learn more-- and against someone other than the "Stealth" North Korean side.


5. Switzerland

Keep hanging in there!

Aaaannnnd we say goodbye (at least for now) to:


South Korea